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Salutation: Greetings, infected meatbag.
Brisk: While I'm sure you'd love to sit here and chat, I have a program to run here, and so we're going to get right on down to business.
Brisk: While I'm sure you'd love to sit here and chat, I have a program to run here, and so we're going to get right on down to business.
Affirming: Yes. You are the first Infected meatbag.
Sing-song: Which means you get a special task before we start. Choosing the next one.
Sing-song: Which means you get a special task before we start. Choosing the next one.
Next one what? I don't even know who you are, or where this is.
Sneering:Oh, right, your quaint time-waisting meatbag customs. Introductions.
Enunciated: I am TK-47. I am one of the devices being used in this investigation of the infection. You are a Infected meatbag, and as I've already stated, the first one. This is where you can be boring and make other choices with the other Infected meatbags.
Surprised Exclamation:Except that you don't have another one, that's right! Because you keep wasting my time with stupid questions!
Perky:Was that helpful?
Enunciated: I am TK-47. I am one of the devices being used in this investigation of the infection. You are a Infected meatbag, and as I've already stated, the first one. This is where you can be boring and make other choices with the other Infected meatbags.
Surprised Exclamation:Except that you don't have another one, that's right! Because you keep wasting my time with stupid questions!
Perky:Was that helpful?
A little. So you're not actually a person?
Wearily:No, I'm your Great-Aunt Elizabeth.
Well, are there any real people I can talk to?
Calmly: I'm afraid that's not the way it works, meatbag. They don't have time to deal with you. So either you follow orders, or the next meatbag you meet will be another one of your fellow meatbags, chosen at random to be the other infected.
Briskly: Your choices are between the following:
Napoleon
Deymx
Nico Robin
Bekku
Miranda
Shiba Takaru
Mikogami
Rita
Anise
Speed
Labrador
Calmly: Tell me which waste of space is the one that you want to be your partner for the next two rounds when you want to see another meatbag.
Briskly: Your choices are between the following:
Napoleon
Deymx
Nico Robin
Bekku
Miranda
Shiba Takaru
Mikogami
Rita
Anise
Speed
Labrador
Calmly: Tell me which waste of space is the one that you want to be your partner for the next two rounds when you want to see another meatbag.
I don't know any of them. And you still haven't told me what "infected" means. Infected with what?
[ SO V. DIFFICULT. ]
[ SO V. DIFFICULT. ]
Rhetorically: That's not my problem, now is it?
Cheerful: Don't worry, meatbag, there's a 1/3 chance that it might be fatal to you someday!
Cheerful: Don't worry, meatbag, there's a 1/3 chance that it might be fatal to you someday!
One in three? Those aren't very good odds.
Even if there's nothing I can do to stop it, I can't pick someone, even if they're a stranger.
Even if there's nothing I can do to stop it, I can't pick someone, even if they're a stranger.
Airly: So you'll let me pick? Expect your new infected meat friend shortly, then.
Snide: That does mean you don't get to any of the humans running this yet.
Snide: That does mean you don't get to any of the humans running this yet.
Would you have let me talk to them if I did pick? But I said I can wait, anyway.
Bored: You'll never know. Oh, and one more thing, deaf meatbag: more detailed instructions to come. Stay tuned.
[ yeah okay whatever strange typewriter man, I'll just be looking for the nonexistent exit. ]
No problem? I guess? I'm not totally sure what's going on.
Neither am I. I wanted to talk to a real person, but so far, you're the first one.
...I really hope it's not that thing in the poster you've been talking to.
It's that, actually. [ pointing at the typewriter. ]
*reads through what's been typed!*
Ew...
Ew...
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