CFUW 112: Important Questions

[cfuw_shepherd]

[IT'S A POLICE STATION]

Comments

[INTERROGATION ROOM]

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

So. Do you have trouble keeping your hands to yourself?

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm an honest man!

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

That wasn't the question I asked, Mr. von Count.

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

Then sure, I'm a friendly guy.

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Friendly? Or. . . [lowers his sunglasses to look at your SOUL.] are you a little. . . too friendly?

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

Woahh, buddy, that's getting a little personal, don't you think?

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Do you understand why you're here, Mr. von Count?

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

You know, actually, not really.

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Cookies and peer opinions.

That spells "suspect."

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

Is that with the English alphabet then, because I only read Russian.

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Here we only speak. . . American.

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

Oookay. Can I go now? Look, no sticky fingers.

[HOLDS UP HIS HANDS!]

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Do you think this is a game. . . Mr. von Count?

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

I was under that impression!

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Even a game can be. . . serious.

[SQUINTS AT YOU.]

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[princesstopsyou.livejournal.com]

[smiles at blandly :)]

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[cancelingblades.livejournal.com]

No!

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

That's not what. . . I see, Ernie.

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[cancelingblades.livejournal.com]

You idiot, my name's Yousuke!

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

A criminal by any other name. . . is still a criminal.

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[cancelingblades.livejournal.com]

Do I look like I ate your stupid cookies? I wouldn't be so hungry.

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[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

The lady . . . doth protest too much.

[HOLDING CELL :(b]

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

[. . . it's just a holding cell.]

Re: [HOLDING CELL :(b]

[mmmdots.livejournal.com]

It was the wafflepuppies! They're jealous of the cookies.

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[futureseeing.livejournal.com]

This is a horrible way to spend the rest of my time here.

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[areplicatedhope.livejournal.com]

[plaaaaaceholder.]

It's not like they don't know we didn't steal the cookies.

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[futureseeing.livejournal.com]

Of course they know.

It's like everything else this shepherd does-- unnecessary.

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[areplicatedhope.livejournal.com]

At least he's not talking.

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[futureseeing.livejournal.com]

There is some good in that.

What's your name, again?

Re: [HOLDING CELL :(b]

[areplicatedhope.livejournal.com]

It's Luke fon Fabre. Morgana, right?

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[futureseeing.livejournal.com]

Yes.

I wonder... who do you think is guilty?