cfuw 122; WOLVES

[cfuw_shepherd]

[THERE IS A FANCY OFFICE.]

I see that you have received the voice-encoded instructions on how to reach the hidden teleporter in The Real Truth's headquarters. The teleporter is, of course, top-secret private sector research, and not alien technology at all. Welcome.

If you can help me achieve my objectives, you will have this "candy." More than you ever dreamed.

Comments

[me-fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Claiming first comment!

[me-fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Also, it depends on the type of candy and what exactly you're doing.

The other guy offered apple pie and justice.

[me-fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

And just so you know, it's next to impossible to beat that.

[me-fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Basically, no one's ever done it.

But that's neither here nor there--

ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

[boosterrific.livejournal.com]

Eh, I've seen better teleporters.

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Budget cuts.

[please_reapp]

Hello.

[please_reapp]

Sorry I'm late! I was trapped for a bit...

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

That is all right, but you must decide fairly soon which of the other investigative teams you wish me to remove. Our goal is for you six to be the last remaining in The Real Truth's headquarters.

[halfcocked.livejournal.com]

Okay, what're we doing?

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Eventually, I will ask you to get your hands on the TORTBTTN case files. For now, removing the other investigative teams will yelp.

[boosterrific.livejournal.com]

Hey! Hey! Cut it out!

[deagingly.livejournal.com]

...huh! I didn't know about this.

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Did you lose your ears?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Ah, we're both wolves. The complete opposite of last time.

[me-fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Aww man, why did you guys eat Konatsu? Now I could be implicated if anyone was paying attention to me in the first post.

[boosterrific.livejournal.com]

They figured the clues out really fast. It was Flake's suggestion.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

What candy?!

And why's everyone so hung up over aliens?

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine.

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

...Excuse me, everyone...

You do have the opportunity to let rid of another team tonight.

[boosterrific.livejournal.com]

Uh.


I have no idea.

[please_reapp]

U-um, who are we "abducting"? People disagreed with my choice yesterday so maybe someone else should pick today.

[me-fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

China and the pirate lady.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

So Juicy and I are supposed to play the scapegoat now, huh?

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I have left all of the scapegoats behind on the farm...

[please_reapp]

So, um, in case for any reason I have trouble getting here later tonight, I want to put my vote in to eat the safe sheep tonight.

[boosterrific.livejournal.com]

It's a no-brainer. Why narrow down their sheep choices for them?

[deagingly.livejournal.com]

Shepherds, answer me this: the game ends when all wolves are ousted, correct?

[deagingly.livejournal.com]

--er, aliens, spies... whichever you prefer to call us.

[deagingly.livejournal.com]

Say I just came to the realization that in order for us to win now, we need to have a less innocents than aliens...

I might have overlooked this detail.

[please_reapp]

We need to oust two more 'human' teams as well as abducting two every night.

Y...

you didn't realize?

I...I mean, I think it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that we'll almost certainly lose with the choices we've made so far, unfortunately, given that only four teams left are capable of even being suspected -- since Laffy Taffy and Almond Joy are both cleared due to the lack of warnings -- and honestly I think we're going to come across as much more suspicious than most of the other teams even if there's been no helping our lack of cohesiveness since we haven't been around at the same time, but h-hopefully we'll at least make it to the last day.

[cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com]

I must thank you for your efforts, even if you do sail in your mission. I am grateful.

If you would be so good. . . please report on what Hershey and Kit-Kat are saying, today, as it may be the last? It could be of vital importance.

[please_reapp]

Thank you. Sorry we haven't been better. I feel really bad about it, honestly.

They're talking about flyers for some reason...

[please_reapp]

I'm sorry, but depending on how the last remaining team to vote decides, we're almost certainly going out.

If we don't, though, I guess we should abduct Laffy Taffy, since Almond Joy is gunning for us so hard that they might have second thoughts if they DON'T get abducted...

[please_reapp]

Oh well. Good luck, Mr. Blanderson!