cfuw_shepherd ([personal profile] cfuw_shepherd) wrote2011-10-19 07:50 pm

CFUW 132 - bauer'd

[The room is dark and dreary, with only two chairs and one lone light hanging above it. It's a cell deep in — somewhere underground, probably. It's difficult to tell. You're tied down to the chair, only this isn't normal rope. It's a tight, thin metal wire that cannot be broken and the more you struggle with it, the more it digs in. No matter how powerful you are or how strong or crafty you may be, in here, that seems to be nullified.

Except for the man by the door, of course.]

[STILES]

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me what you know.

Re: [STILES]

[identity profile] godof-awesome.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, let me think...... nah!

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[have you ever seen a grown man flip a chair with a plush tied to it?

. . . yes.]

[identity profile] godof-awesome.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
*you know if I weren't a stuffed animal that might not be so hilarious :D*

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[THROWS THE CHAIR AT THE WALL!!!]

[identity profile] godof-awesome.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
*splats against the wall

except that doesn't actually do anything

because really STUFFED TOY here*

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[oh good, let's take out all my rage on you.]

WHERE IS THE BOMB?!

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
STOP LYING!!

[DO A BARREL ROLL!!]

[identity profile] godof-awesome.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.
velocivector: (it's so miniscule it's no tool at all)

[personal profile] velocivector 2011-10-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I just did. By the way, you suck at interrogating. I got much better results when I had to do it in Russia.

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR COCKY ASS DID IN RUSSIA, WE HAVE A SERIOUS SITUATION AND UNLESS YOU CAN TELL ME SOMETHING, YOU'RE USELESS TO ME.
velocivector: (the past will catch you up)

[personal profile] velocivector 2011-10-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I can tell you something. You got the wrong guy. Blame it on those idiots who voted us out.

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Damnit!!

[. . . goes off to take his rage out on Loki.]
Edited 2011-10-20 03:30 (UTC)
velocivector: (strutting with your flesh mechanic)

[personal profile] velocivector 2011-10-20 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[watches with veiled amusement]

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[UNTIES THEM]

Go beat up the stuffed animal or something.

[WALKS OUT.]
butterflybulge: (lol no.)

[personal profile] butterflybulge 2011-10-21 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna take a nap.
forskyence: (A frozen cadaver would simply bounce.)

[personal profile] forskyence 2011-10-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
...That's it?!

[COUGAR]

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me what you know.

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[guess who left for nearly 24 hours.]

Because there is a bomb and it is going to go off unless we stop it now.

[personal profile] pussyfortono 2011-10-23 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you left for most of the day and now you're back expecting answers? No way.
verypointed: (My name's not Bunny)

Re: [COUGAR]

[personal profile] verypointed 2011-10-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You might want to be more specific.

Re: [COUGAR]

[identity profile] cfuw-shepherd.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[totally walks out and doesn't come back until nearly 24 hours later.]

Where is the bomb?!
verypointed: (glasses needs cleaning)

Re: [COUGAR]

[personal profile] verypointed 2011-10-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know.