cfuw_shepherd | CFUW 141 Wolves

[It would seem you lot have a private card room all to yourselves. There's a single green felt topped card table, a bowl of potato chips, and beers.]

It's a game. Get over it. It's not like someone's telling you to do their laundry for them.

... That would be simpler.

You're worried about the part where you need to talk to people, aren't you?

I could clean someone's clothing in a matter of seconds.

Well, someone's never being sorted into Hufflepuff.

...

Just put in a little effort, lazy guy.

I put effort into things that matter. But since this game stands between me and those things, I'll play my role.

You've never played a game before, have you?

... Nothing like this.

Okay, the first rule is to have fun.

I believe you're the fourth person to tell me that.

Oh, good.

The second rule is to understand that this isn't stopping us from getting back home. Think of this game as ... out of time.

From what I've been told, we won't remember it, either.

Yeah, so stop stressing out about it.

I only find it frustrating because I was pushed into it pointlessly. Not being able to remember adds to that. But I'm done with complaints.

Even if you did remember it, it wouldn't be a big deal.

I'd prefer that.