CFUW COURT

[cfuw_shepherd]

Conspiracy goes here, murderers.

Comments

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

With the power of Lord Il Palazzo, I can do anything! 'Sides, I'm the one who made up the clue, anyway! Best part-time job ever!

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

Well, okay then. What is the clue?

CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT!

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Sexy's Little Black Book~

EMERGENCY NUMBERS:
My number (to give to prospetive lovers!) ~ 451-3423
ACROSS General Hospital ~ 234-1075
911 ~ 911

LOVERS:
Beany-kun ~ 236-4735
Uke-chan ~ 455-8347
Wyld ~ 607-5748?
Mistress Thorne ~ 700-1473
Fanny Boomers ~ 816-7175
My darling Ruby ~ 604-7533
My precious Pearl ~ 347-3315
Mrs. Forester ~ 315-7480
Mrs. Honda ~ 574-8817
Bea~ver ~ 222-5341
Gentle Ben ~ 333-1337
Bucking Bronco ~ 816-5347

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

...oh, that's s'posed to be a heart that's a question mark up there.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

And it's supposed to be "prospective" instead of "prospetive" SHEESH NAG AT EVERY LITTLE THING WHY DON'T YOU??

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

...Are both question marks supposed to be hearts, or just one of them?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh! Just the red one. My HTML-a-mabobber messed it up. YOURS is still a question mark!

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

That... makes a lot of sense, actually.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

...it does?

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

...How certain would you be that I'd be giving out my real number, even if it's just in the context of a clue?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like they have area codes...

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

Even so.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

Did you give this clue to anyone else?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Nope! It's just sittin' there in the evidence locker, waiting for Homer Sexual to come pick it up.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad I'm not a sheep. Though they've been ridiculously lucky.

Isuzu is out, right? Eat Tomo.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Elizabeth II really hates you guys. I blame Canada.

Your wish is my command~!

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

You could always lie.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

About what? Elizabeth II? To be frank, I don't know 'er from Elizabeth I.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

I mean about who goes out.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! Honesty is a fundamental part of the higher moral fiber I have absorbed by close association with Lord Il Palazzo! 'Sides, I forgot to do it when the opportunity came up.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

Well incase it comes down to a coinflip with me, don't forget.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Anything for the dude that built me that one house that one time like a year ago which I still haven't forgotten by the waaaay~!

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

Heeeh. I should've made you a better house while I still could. Do you still use that thing?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Nah, it got zeppelin'd. I mourned it properly, an' even thought about cuttin' my hair, but then I'd have to change out my icons, and nobody wants that! Me'n'Ha-chan live by ourselves in Boys' 3 now, so that's not so bad!

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

It seems like only the hospital and the dorms survived the zeppelins. But I'm glad you have some place else.

With all the new campers showing up we might have to think about building more places, soon, come to think of it.