CFUW COURT

[cfuw_shepherd]

Conspiracy goes here, murderers.

Comments

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

...You can do that?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

With the power of Lord Il Palazzo, I can do anything! 'Sides, I'm the one who made up the clue, anyway! Best part-time job ever!

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

Well, okay then. What is the clue?

CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT!

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Sexy's Little Black Book~

EMERGENCY NUMBERS:
My number (to give to prospetive lovers!) ~ 451-3423
ACROSS General Hospital ~ 234-1075
911 ~ 911

LOVERS:
Beany-kun ~ 236-4735
Uke-chan ~ 455-8347
Wyld ~ 607-5748?
Mistress Thorne ~ 700-1473
Fanny Boomers ~ 816-7175
My darling Ruby ~ 604-7533
My precious Pearl ~ 347-3315
Mrs. Forester ~ 315-7480
Mrs. Honda ~ 574-8817
Bea~ver ~ 222-5341
Gentle Ben ~ 333-1337
Bucking Bronco ~ 816-5347

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

...oh, that's s'posed to be a heart that's a question mark up there.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

And it's supposed to be "prospective" instead of "prospetive" SHEESH NAG AT EVERY LITTLE THING WHY DON'T YOU??

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

...Are both question marks supposed to be hearts, or just one of them?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh! Just the red one. My HTML-a-mabobber messed it up. YOURS is still a question mark!

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

That... makes a lot of sense, actually.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

...it does?

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

...How certain would you be that I'd be giving out my real number, even if it's just in the context of a clue?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like they have area codes...

[marezydoats.livejournal.com]

Even so.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

Did you give this clue to anyone else?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Nope! It's just sittin' there in the evidence locker, waiting for Homer Sexual to come pick it up.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad I'm not a sheep. Though they've been ridiculously lucky.

Isuzu is out, right? Eat Tomo.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Elizabeth II really hates you guys. I blame Canada.

Your wish is my command~!

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

You could always lie.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

About what? Elizabeth II? To be frank, I don't know 'er from Elizabeth I.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

I mean about who goes out.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! Honesty is a fundamental part of the higher moral fiber I have absorbed by close association with Lord Il Palazzo! 'Sides, I forgot to do it when the opportunity came up.

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

Well incase it comes down to a coinflip with me, don't forget.

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Anything for the dude that built me that one house that one time like a year ago which I still haven't forgotten by the waaaay~!

[fullmetalbean.livejournal.com]

Heeeh. I should've made you a better house while I still could. Do you still use that thing?

[latrine-orderly.livejournal.com]

Nah, it got zeppelin'd. I mourned it properly, an' even thought about cuttin' my hair, but then I'd have to change out my icons, and nobody wants that! Me'n'Ha-chan live by ourselves in Boys' 3 now, so that's not so bad!